[upbeat music]
Do you guys think I'm a fool?
The best treatment is...
[Priscilla] I decided to let go of Geoff.
[Xavier] I'm hosting a private party on Friday.
-[Francis] It sounds fun. -Francis!
I hope to see you there.
[Priscilla] If you don't mind my asking, who are you?
I'm Max. I own this restaurant.
[Priscilla] I don't get why you're so nice to me.
[Max] Because I know
what it's like to like someone who doesn't return your feelings.
[theme music]
[theme music continues]
[upbeat music]
[Sunny] And then?
And then, I went home alone, of course.
[Olivia] You didn't exchange numbers?
What a waste.
The best way to cure the broken hearts of two people
who just got out of relationships
is a two-person workout.
-I knew it! -[all laugh]
"Two-person workout!"
I can't.
I can't do one-night stands.
I can't just meet someone and... [claps]
-I can't! -[Sunny mutters]
[giggles]
I know you can't, so you should introduce him to me.
Once I cure him, I'll hand him back. Perfect.
Wasted.
I think we should all go to his restaurant.
We'll have drinks, chat a little, and see who can cure him.
[all whoop]
You bunch of crazy weirdos!
If you want to help him, don't talk about feelings.
It's just... I'm really unhappy right now.
I'm unhappy because I just got out of a relationship, okay?
-Just now, okay? -I don't think so.
Psychologically speaking,
it's good that you see and accept the truth.
That means you'll be able to meet someone new soon.
Mm.
But...
I don't want to start dating, yet.
-We'll see how long you can last. -Hey!
[Sunny] Yeah.
[cell phone chiming]
Hello?
[Max] Hello?
It's Max.
Max?
Is now a bad time to talk?
[whispering] Put it on speaker.
Um, I...
I can talk.
How did you get my number?
[Max] I found your number on the reservation list
and decided to call you.
I hope you don't mind.
Oh, sure. I don't mind
[Priscilla] What's up?
Well, I found a pen at the restaurant.
A pen?
[Max] I thought maybe you dropped it when you left that day,
and figured we could meet up again so I can return it to you.
Mm, you might be right. That's a plausible deduction.
I should see for myself if that pen really does belong to me.
[Max] I'm free next Wednesday.
Um, can you meet me in the evening?
We could meet up then.
[whispering indistinctly]
[inaudible dialogue]
I, uh... I think I promised my friends we'd hang out.
Let me check.
Hang on.
[inaudible dialogue]
Hello?
My friend can't make it.
-[Priscilla] So, I'll see you then. -[snaps]
[Max] That's great.
Hm, let's meet next Wednesday at 8 p.m.
Okay.
See you next Wednesday, bye-bye.
[Max] Mm, bye-bye.
[all shrieking, laughing]
Bottoms up!
Congratulations!
[Priscilla] Olivia jinxed me again.
I just couldn't stay single.
[giggles]
[Annie] "Birdsong and Fragrant Flowers"? Is this a teahouse?
So mysterious.
I wonder what they've got going on inside.
You sound excited.
Have you changed your mind and decided to have a threesome with me?
I'm just keeping you company. If the party's no fun, I'm out.
[Francis] Fine, but how do you open the door?
[eerie music]
[Francis] Hello.
Hello, Xavier invited us.
[Annie] Oh.
[suspenseful music]
[thwacks]
Get the mistresses changed.
Changed? To what?
[Francis] I don't know, he didn't say anything.
Follow them.
[suspenseful music]
[thwacking, moaning in background]
[grunting, groaning in background]
[whip cracks]
Don't worry. We have the whips. We are the ones who do the whipping!
[both chuckling]
-Wow, so arousing! -[giggles]
[background chatter]
Wow!
Did you hear that? It really makes a slapping noise.
Try it.
[background chatter]
-[thwacks] -[moans]
[chuckles]
-Louder! -[woman 1 moans]
-[man 1] Beware. -[woman 1 moans]
[gasps]
Patrick.
Your client?
I can't tell you.
You should get going.
How could I leave you here alone?
It's fine. I've already seen everything there is to see.
What? Really?
-Really, it's fine. -Then...
Then I'm out of here.
-Bye. -I'm leaving then.
Bye-bye.
[suspenseful music]
[woman 2 gasps]
[thwacks]
[indistinct chatter]
[suspenseful music]
-[clattering] -[moaning in background]
I want every slave out of here!
Yes, master.
Move it!
I don't usually allow regular slaves in here.
But your body is special in ways you don't realize.
Are you willing to learn to obey?
You want to be the slave?
[both chuckle]
I want you to try and feel the pleasure that comes from pain.
-[Xavier grunts] -Hey, are you out of your mind?
[snickers]
[Xavier] I really want to know
how many carrots can be stuffed into a person's hole.
[laughs]
[exclaims]
Today's not a good time. How about next time?
The less convenient the better.
Once I see blood, I get excited!
[munches, giggles]
Huh?
What is that?
You want to go all out on your first time?
You're different from the rest.
[Xavier] Come here!
-[groans] -[grunts]
-[Francis] Quit moving around! -[groaning]
What are you doing?
[Francis] Do you know where I take my greatest pleasure from?
From seeing self-righteous people cry for help.
-I order you to release me this instant! -[Francis sighs]
Otherwise, I'll have my men make you obey me!
What did you just say?
Obey?
I doubt I will ever know what it means to obey.
-[thwacks] -[groans]
-Well? -[grunts]
Do you enjoy the pleasure that comes from pain?
-[thwacks] -[groans]
Release me!
I'd also like to know
how many carrots can be stuffed into a body.
[Xavier shudders]
I'm sorry. I was wrong.
I was wrong.
Let me go. I'm sorry.
Sorry, it's too late.
[Xavier] Don't!
Don't!
-Isn't this fun? -[Xavier] Don't!
[Xavier yells]
[man 2] Stop her! Don't let her get away!
-[grunts] -[thuds]
[groans]
[panting]
[Annie] Hey, it's me! This way, over here!
-[man 3] Hey! -[woman 3] Follow her.
-[both panting] -[door rattles]
-[Francis] Didn't you leave already? -[shrieks]
I couldn't just abandon you. Good thing I'm here.
Why were they after you?
[panting] It's complicated.
Thing is, it got exciting.
-I'm good. -[sighs]
Well then, sit down and tell me about it.
Forget it, let's get changed!
Then let's go!
[relieved sigh]
[light music]
[Francis] Have you guys ever heard of a guy named Elvis Ip?
Yeah.
The one said to have slept with 1,000 women?
I might have been 1,001.
-Oh, my god! -Seriously?
When did you meet him?
[Francis] Yesterday, at the cigar bar.
[Francis] I always thought my conquest of Central was unchallenged.
I didn't expect to finally meet an equally-matched ace.
They say it's lonely at the top.
Lucky for me,
-I finally found a rival! -[both laugh]
[blows air]
Why have you been quiet the whole time?
-You know, Elvis Ip... -[Priscilla] Huh?
Oh, Elvis Ip, yeah.
So, how did it go with Max?
Uh...
Pretty good.
He's quite interesting and also...
kind of cute. [chuckles]
So how good, cute, and interesting was it?
-Tell us! -[all giggle]
He takes you hiking, camping,
and then he sends you
-a bunch of different flowers daily. -[all whoop]
That's boring. I'm starting to miss Geoff.
-[Sunny scoffs] -I would be okay with it.
But Geoff never got Priscilla flowers
no matter how much she asked.
Nice guys like Max are extinct.
-You should cherish him. -[Francis] Mm-hm.
[Annie speaking English] Understand?
There's something I don't know if I should tell you.
So mysterious. Spit it out.
You asked for it. If you get mad, don't blame me.
Last week, Priscilla asked me to buy four Electronic Music Festival tickets,
but she didn't include you.
The Mayday of Central is excluding you?
Really?
Now, now...
See how unhappy you look? I told you I shouldn't have said it.
[sighs]
[cell phone chiming]
Who's that?
Hello?
[Annie] Are you busy, Sunny?
I forgot to pick up the shoes
for my high school reunion from the cobbler,
but they're closing soon and I can't make it.
Could you pick them up for me?
Sure, WhatsApp me the address and I'll bring them right over.
[Annie] Thanks so much! You're the best!
[in English] I know.
"You're the best!" But you're not in on the fun.
[sighs]
[Keith] They only call you when they need something.
Don't you get it?
If they don't need you, then they don't want you.
-Lame. -Hey. Don't say that.
The truth shouldn't be said out loud.
You two are nosy jerks.
Next time something comes up, I won't say a thing. Bye.
-Where are you going? -Bye.
[upbeat music]
Your shoes are here!
[in English] Oh, thank you.
[in English] You're welcome.
[Annie sighs]
What, aren't you in a hurry? Why are you doing a puzzle?
I'm not going.
What? Are you for real?
I already brought your shoes.
Are you unhappy?
Is someone bullying you? Who is it?
No, it's nothing.
Fine. If you don't want to say it, I won't force you.
But you know, you're a terrible liar.
Someone I really wanted to see was supposed to be going tonight.
Now he's not, so I don't want to go.
Your first boyfriend?
A senior from school...
that I had a crush on.
You've kept that secret well. [giggles]
After graduating from high school, I never saw him again.
Mm.
I thought that he'd be going tonight, but he's not.
Have you forgotten the four degrees of separation?
-Isn't it six? -No.
After Facebook happened, it became four.
It goes without saying,
it only takes three people
to connect two complete strangers.
There'll be lots of people at the reunion tonight. Just go.
Take a lot of pictures and pray that someone uploads them online.
That way, he will see it on Facebook.
And when he does, he'll say, "Wow, my school had such a pretty girl?"
Then he'll look you up on his own. Hm?
That's true.
Yeah! Go get dressed! Do your makeup! Go, go, go!
[in English] Okay! Thank you, Sunny. You're the best!
[in English] You're welcome!
-I'll work on this for you. -[Annie] Mm!
Annie...
[Annie] Yes?
Are you going with Francis and the others to Ultra next month?
[Annie] Yeah.
Why didn't you invite me?
[Annie] You said you were going to visit your relatives in Canada.
How would you go?
Oh, that's right! I'm so forgetful! [laughs]
Uh, maybe I haven't been drinking as much, so my memory's off.
Let me remedy that, I'll drink your wine, okay?
[Annie] Yeah, yeah, I'm almost there!
Just a little while more. I'm just around the corner.
[gasps, groans] I'll call you right back.
[click tongue, sighs]
It was supposed to be fixed. What do I do?
Miss, is everything all right?
My heel broke.
Let me have a look.
Thank you.
[Annie] It's really him! It's Jarvis!
Oh, my god! Good thing my heel broke again!
The heel got detached.
I'll see if I can get it back on.
[thumping]
[Annie] Who said he wasn't coming?
He's right in front of me at this very moment.
Good thing Sunny told me to come.
Seems to have stuck back on. Try it out.
[Annie] No. I have to keep my cool.
I must not let him know that I recognize him.
[sighs]
-Try taking a few steps. -Oh.
Thank you, Jarvis.
[Annie] Damn, I slipped!
You know me?
Um, we're from the same school, but I was three years your junior.
I didn't know I had a pretty junior.
I wasn't attractive then, you wouldn't have noticed me.
Actually, I wasn't planning on coming tonight.
I haven't seen my old classmates for a very long time.
I was worried that coming alone might seem awkward.
-You came alone, too? -Mm.
Then, why don't we go in together?
Sure.
I still haven't asked your name.
Uh, it's Annie.
Annie.
Annie, why don't we walk arm in arm?
It'll be safer.
Okay.
[light music]
[Priscilla] It's at two in the morning when the US markets are the busiest.
It's also when I'm at my weakest.
Max?
[Priscilla gasps]
What are you doing here?
Your co-worker let me in.
I heard you had a cold, so I came to see you.
Oh...
Why are you drinking coffee when you have a cold?
I have a client who changed to an earlier flight,
so I have to get a proposal finished by tonight.
It's a good thing I came prepared.
American ginseng and stewed lean pork, is good for your skin.
[light music]
Snails and sea coconut stewed with pork, is good for your throat.
[chuckles]
If you always stay up when you have colds, you must replenish your fluids.
All right.
Did you brew these yourself?
Of course.
[Priscilla] He made soup
and brought it to me in the middle of the night.
Isn't he overdoing it?
Here, while it's still hot.
Thank you.
Oh, right!
Mm?
My colleague says this moisturizing spray is really good.
When the AC is on your skin becomes dry easily.
Spray it on your skin frequently, and you'll also feel much more energized.
And this medicine here, I had a friend bring this back from Japan.
It doesn't make you drowsy.
Just take one in the morning and one at night.
Now drink your soup.
[chuckles]
Thanks.
I cook for people every day at work.
But this is the first time I've cooked for someone I like.
[light music]
Max.
Um, the soup is delicious.
And, uh,
thank you for being so considerate.
Thank you.
But I don't want you to invest too much in me
before I'm certain about what I want.
I'm afraid that I would hurt you.
Because I don't know if I'm ready.
Fine. I will stop bothering you now. Make sure to drink the soup.
I'm off.
[sighs]
[Priscilla] This is the first time someone made me soup.
[calm music]
♪ I'll lend you my ears ♪
[coughs]
-[camera shutter clicking] -♪ I'll lend you my shoulders to cry on ♪
[cell phone chimes]
[Priscilla] Gone to sleep yet, night owls?
If a guy knows you're working all night and makes you soup,
knows the AC is on all day where you work and buys you moisturizing spray,
knows you're sick and asks a friend to bring medicine from Japan for you,
shouldn't I give it a go with him?
[Sunny] Let me get him drunk, then you'll know his true nature.
[Olivia] You know the answer.
[in English] Follow your heart.
[Annie] From a psychological perspective, he's fallen for you.
[Francis] Save your breath until you've bagged him.
♪ Will always find a way to meet ♪
[Priscilla] They say it's clearer from the outside looking in.
Every time I choose the guy, he only ends up hurting me.
♪ I will be your light to guide you ♪
♪ I will never leave you behind ♪
[Priscilla] I want to give us a chance.
From now on, I'm counting on you.
This time, I'm letting my best friends make the choice for me.
I hope they don't set me up to fail.
JUICY GOSSIPS FROM THE CLUB
This is a story from a guy friend of mine.
He saw a hot girl.
And, you know, the dance floor is filled with guys and girls,
and if you see someone hot,
you'll probably grind your body against them.
So, just like any other guy,
my friend started grinding against a hot girl.
And at that moment, he got so excited that he accidentally pushed the girl
so far back that she landed on the DJ's station,
but the girl had no idea who pushed her.
She didn't even get a good look at who pushed her.
And my friend just hauled his ass out of there.
There are those Filipino girls
who would pull down their dress in the middle of dancing
and ask someone to touch their boobs and say, "My boobs are real."
This is about a friend of mine who wet the bed.
The next day, his wife reprimanded him like,
"Hey! Why did you pee on the bed?"
He thought that his room was the toilet.
I had a friend who hosted a ladies' night, and it was so steamy and hot.
She hired a male stripper,
and boy, that male stripper was fine.
The moment he arrived,
he took off his tanga briefs and started swaying.
The birthday girl sat there, and he kissed her from her leg to the top.
We saw everything that night.
We had a couple of strangers who randomly sat beside us.
When we were playing games,
I accidentally touched the guy's dick.
I touched it by accident but it actually got erect.
And then I asked, "Why did that happen?"
I didn't get embarrassed.
[laughs]
[closing theme music]
♪ Please don't waste time on a lover Who wouldn't stay ♪
♪ Eventually, you'll forget What is unforgettable ♪
♪ As often as it happens ♪
♪ We might not be lucky enough To own the person we love ♪
♪ It's practical to let go After cherishing the memories ♪
♪ Take it as a beautiful regret As there's no need to suffer ♪
♪ It is more perfect When we can't own it ♪
♪ I only realized that the price Of sacrificing the world ♪
♪ Just to admire you is that high ♪
♪ You're still who you are The person who is with her ♪
♪ The love and romance Seem so reasonable ♪
♪ You don't even have the time To watch me die ♪
♪ No matter how much I like you You're still out of my reach ♪
♪ I'm not fit to admit that I love you ♪
♪ The girl in your heart is immortal ♪
♪ A passerby who you can easily have ♪
♪ Can't compete With the girl in your heart ♪
♪ She's a strong rival I just wish the best for both of you ♪
♪ No one will remember a nobody ♪
♪ I only need to pretend that I'm cool And bid you goodbye in pain ♪
♪ I refuse to leave any hint There is no need to be shallow ♪
♪ No need to reminisce any more ♪
♪ I am loosening my arms Walking away from your sight ♪
♪ So that I could survive ♪
♪ Forget all the pain There will be a new beginning ♪
♪ A change in the mood Can move you away from dreadfulness ♪
♪ I don't have the time To start a conflict because of you ♪
♪ No matter how much I like you You're still out of my reach ♪
♪ I'm not fit to admit that I love you ♪
♪ The girl in your heart is immortal... ♪
Subtitle translation by Darren Leung